Ed Owens, you are the reason I am here!
Yet another WVU football player has lost his friggin mind. That really isn't news, I mean seriously you can almost set your watch by player miscomnduct at WVU, and what time of the year it is. Let's see, it's middle of the summer, we're a good three weeks out until fall camp opens, yea time for an armed robbery. Thank GOD linebacker Branko Busick is here to come through for us. Morgantown police reported on Monday that they were called to investigate an armed robbery complaint. The story goes that this poor guy has a masked man enter his apartment, beat him in the head with weapon, and orders everyone to get down and give him the loot. Ez-E would've been proud of crime this well thought out! As icing on the cake, the guy actually knows who the masked man of mo-town is, 2nd string linebacker Branko. You gotta imagine this was funny stuff man, I mean linebackers are pretty big guys. You have this mountain of man, who you know, come in wearing his girlfriends pantyhose on his head and waving a gun, must be a crystal meth-head!
         As any 6 year-old could conclude, Branko was of course dissmissed from the team. No brainer there. What I'm spicy about is the rear-kissing column by Ed Owen of the, Dominion Post, Praising head coach, Dana Holgrenson, for showing some character by booting the kid. Character? Are you serious? This isn't a display of character, it's a display that he's conscience and breathing at best! This is not a hard decision to make. When the Mountaineer community says were worried that he won't be able to doll out punishment properly cause he himself is a party boy, were talking about D.U.I's, public intox, maybey a little domestic battery, not masked robbery and pistol whippings, please.
      And that is why I am here. No more sucking the teet of the gold and blue just cause their the only game in town. Dana you are still suspect. You get no points with me cause you made a decision my 4 year-old daughter woul've made